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Hollywood Marriages a Recipe for Disaster? |
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With the recent massive amount of splits in Hollywood. It seems only appropriate to bring Halle Berry and her disaster of a marriage back into the limelight.
Before I get into it though, a quick précis. Halle Berry and her ex, Gabriel Aubry are having a monster of a custody battle over their three-year-old daughter Nahla (like that girl lion from the Lion King, only not). Now, whilst I’m not one to get involved, it’s apparently starting to affect the poor little girl and that’s when one needs to make a stand.
See, what happened was that Halle tried to cut off ...
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Kardashian Kollection Advertising Campaign |
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As if you needed a reason to be more annoyed with the Kardashians their new ad for their jeans is just plain irksome.
I’m pretty sure I’m not the only person on the planet who has beef with the Kardashian sisters, right? Because, obviously, the fact that they push themselves so rudely in everybody’s faces is not bad enough, but really, how are they making all of this money when they are not really doing anything at all.
Their new advertising campaign for their new Kardashian Kollection (also, why must everything start is a K?) features all three of the sisters lying ...
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Radcliffe The Ex Drunk And Badly Dressed |
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In other astonishing news today, Daniel Radcliffe has finally come out into the open regarding his battle with the bottle and how, now that he’s a whole lot better, he’s so much happier with his relationship with his parents.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter. But to be frank, I don’t think ol’ Daniel grew up very well and now, in my opinion, he just looks like a dorky older version of his dorky younger self and you can only wonder how it all went wrong and if it would improve if he learnt to dress a little ...
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X Factor Goes Up In Flames |
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The American version of X Factor is not going well, it would appear. Now, we cannot decide if it’s just a string of bad luck for everyone involved, or if it’s just the fact that Fox is the most painful network that side of the Meridian.
Because the drama has really gone a little bit far south, if you ask me and it’s clearly not going to be ending soon. Because people are being fired left, right and centre and there’s just no way of knowing what’s going to happen next.
First up to get the boot was host, Steve Jones. The ...
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Robsten: We Have Had Enough Of You |
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I’m not into lists, but it would appear that perhaps KPatz are on their last legs and as we give a little insight into five reasons they might not make it past Valentine’s Day.
For one thing, apparently 2012 is the big year of change. Everyone and anyone we know is going south as Hollywood finds itself plagued by an entire army of breakups. And these are not just the bouncy, flouncy breakups the Kardashians are famous for. Nope, Hollywood couples we thought would last forever.
Can’t say I’m particularly unhappy to hear about speculations regarding Kirsten Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s relationship ...
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The Demi Saga. Plus Red Bull. |
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What on earth is going on in Demi Moore land? Aside from breakdowns, shakedown, Red Bull and irresponsible Ashton Kutcher.
As everyone who tends to keep up with gossip and scandal knows, Demi Moore was rushed to hospital on Monday night when, according to a friend who witnessed the event, she started to violently shake. According to reports, the actress had been pretty hyperactive the whole evening and there was much, much worry about what could possibly be wrong.
The word from Demi’s people is that the actress has decided to seek treatment from exhaustion and to improve her overall health. There ...
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Simon Cowell Launches DJ Talent Search |
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The pertinent question any big name needs to ask itself is: when to stop. Simon Cowell here’s looking at you.
The production mogul has decided that he would like to simply dominate on the reality television stakes. And why not? He’s the boss of some of the UK’s and US’ best hit television shows like Idols, Britain and America’s Got Talent and the X Factor. All of them are amongst some of television’s highest earners.
And very clearly, Simon is not happy with just that. I’d call it not happy with resting on his laurels, but when you’ve got laurels like that, ...
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Is Angie Preggers Again? |
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Could the Pitts stop breeding already?
The Jolie-Pitts are a clan all their own and it would appear, according to rumours, that they’re expanding again.
So far, the family numbers six children and two parents, which seems comfortable enough for most, I think.
They fill up the sidewalk when they walk down the street kind of thing.
But the rumour mill is working overtime with whispers of the fact that Angelina might be pregnant again.
I thought it would have at least been wise to wait till one or two of the present kids are teenagers, or have at least left the nest.
You know… sensible ...
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Cameron Are Those Real? |
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Oh, apparently Cameron Diaz has had a boob job. At least, that’s what the rumours say.
And whilst I am by no means a rumour-mongerer, there is sure to be something to the claims that the actress is filling out her bikini a bit better than usual.
No one is quite sure though.
The general consensus seems to be that she must have done something, simply because she hasn’t gained weight anywhere else and remains as skinny as ever.
However, if she has gotten implants, then she did them right, simply because they are proportional to her size and has the world guessing about ...
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Bye Bye Seal And Heidi |
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Gracious, it would appear that everyone is breaking up to kick off their brand new year.
First it was Russell Brand and Katy Perry and Johnny Depp is rumoured to be done with Vanessa Paradis.
But Seal and Heidi Klum? We seriously thought that this one was going to last.
But you know, you could also be wrong. Cited as reasons for the rumoured divorce are most cultural reasons.
As Seal so tactfully put it: “We certainly have differences of opinion. I mean, she’s German and I’m English, so if I said we didn’t have differences of opinion, no one would believe that.”
He speaking ...
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Could Miley Play A Young Carrie? |
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Oh… Miley Cyrus is slated to play Carrie in the Sex & The City prequel.
I guess, in the looks department, it makes a bizarre kind of sense.
But the inevitable question that remains is… can Miley Cyrus act? Because she sure as hell ain’t no superstar.
The singer had a cameo role in the second movie as herself, and says that she thoroughly enjoyed it.
Is the fact that I cannot remember seeing her in the movie something to be concerned about?
I sincerely hope not. Also, is anyone with me in thinking Miley is a bit young?
Just saying.
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Trouble In Paradis? |
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Oh dear, it would appear that all is not well in the home of the Depps.
According to unconfirmed reports, Johnny Depp and partner Vanessa Paradis are practically living separate lives.
The couple have two children together and have never married.
And according to multiple sources, the couple are said to be living apart and haven’t gone to a premier together in almost a year.
Which is sad to hear, because you know nothing in Hollywood lasts forever but it was always nice to know that Johnny and Vanessa are together.
They have been together for 14 years.
My question is… what do you think happened ...
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Mariah Just Never Gets It Right |
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Don’t get me wrong, I love Mariah Carey but honestly, she has no dress sense.
The singer was pulled up on stage and had a teary little moment whilst she was honoured by hubby Nick Cannon.
Very nice.
Only… Mariah, what on this good green earth were you thinking when you put that dress on?
Not very much, judging by how unflattering and just plain awful it looks on the star.
The day Mariah Carey gets her dress right will be a day. A glorious day. A day never to be forgotten.
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Jay-Z You Are So Pointless |
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Jay-Z has quite literally hit the bottom of my hit list with his latest stunt.
The rapper has announced that he won’t be using the word ‘bitch’ in his music anymore, now that he has a daughter.
That’s very noble of you, Jigga.
But I also would like you to take a long walk off a short pier because, quite frankly, it’s a bit late in your career to retire the word bitch.
Not to mention, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons because Blue is certainly not the first female in your life.
In fact, don’t you think about your mother when you use ...
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Kelly Brook Hits Out At Boasters |
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Oh ouch, Kelly Brook is having a good at famous surgery punters.
The curvy, busty model has had a go at celebrities who boast about having plastic surgery.
She says the star who do that are giving out the wrong message about going under the knife.
“It makes me very angry when women in the public eye talk about what work they’ve had done, because eit makes other women feel devalued,” she says.
The star has a beautifully curvy body herself and says that she doesn’t feel like she needs to change any of it.
So why should other women?
We whole-heartedly agree with her too.
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Jorgie, You Little Minx! |
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Erm, Jorgie Porter needs to cool it a bit, methinks.
The Dancing on Ice hottie let off a little on-ice steam with her boyfriend after the latest show.
We won’t say another words about the marathon sex romp the star alluded to.
When she was asked to stay for a night cap, the skater reportedly said that there was no way she would be staying in the bar when she could be in bed with her man.
And you cannot fault her for that logic either.
In fact, I should think the little vixen needs a round of applause.
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Chris Martin Stingy With His Kids |
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Wow, Chris Martin is so stingy with his kids.
The star is so terrified of his children being spoilt that he doesn’t even give them pocket money.
And he refuses to perform at their birthday parties until they can afford the price for the band.
Now, I’m very inclined to blame every single one of the Kardashians because now Apple will never hear her father sing.
And you know, the world seems to think Martin has a good voice.
Why can he not sing for his children? This is all your fault Kim.
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Fiddy Aims Low Blow At Jigga |
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50 Cent takes a cheap shot at Jay-Z’s new little babeh.
The two have had a long-standing feud, with Fiddy saying things like the rapper is only famous because he married Beyonce.
And threatening to steal her from him.
It’s the kind of thing that every adult in the world left high school because of and really, I would require that both men grow up.
However, what do you expect?
With a daughter named Blue and the still inexplicable desire to grab his crotch in front of thousands of people.
And Fiddy… well, he named himself after a piece of bronze metal. One could hardly expect ...
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Riri Is Sued Again |
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Well, Riri is in trouble again, it would seem and is in court this time.
The singer and her director have been accused of lifting photographs from the work of Sandy Kim and Solve Sundbo for her latest video.
The ‘We Found Love’ video shows the popstar romping around and carrying on.
She was sued last year from ripping off another artist in her video for S&M.
Well, it’s certainly no surprise to me that Riri isn’t particularly original.
Mostly because her work isn’t particularly good either.
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Famous People Fail At Names |
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What is it with famous people and weird names? Beyonce is the most recent name criminal.
She’s gone and named her new daughter Blue Ivy.
Blue. Ivy,
I think the pop star has lost her mind, but then again, she does live in a very strange world.
Where children are called fruits, colours, countries and any number of bizarre words.
Tell me something though…
What is so awful about naming your child something simple like Pamela?
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Harding Needs A Dating Profile |
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So Sarah Harding’s ex beat the living daylights out of her, apparently.
He begs to differ, but you know how these stories go so I won’t be choosing any sides.
All I would like to say is that Sarah should have known better than to try and attempt something romantic with someone she had met… in rehab.
It’s not a club or a dating service; the singer was there to try and kick her addiction to a lethal combination of alcohol and sleeping pills.
And on New Year’s day, the couple got into a spat that left everyone with bruises and hurt egos.
I feel ...
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Poor, Sad, Katy |
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Poor Katy Perry all lonely.
And according to friends, Katy is pouring all her heartache over her recent split into her music.
Perry and hubby comedian Russel Brand have called it a day, citing irreconcilable differences.
They were together a scant fourteen months.
Which just goes to show, that marriages never last in Hollywood.
But you sure as hell will likely get a number one hit out of it.
Sorry, Katy!
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Kate Moss Parties 72 Hours Straight |
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Kate Moss has and always will be such a party animal.
The model reportedly was still drinking and partying 72 hours after she rang in the new year.
She even went skinny dipping with her friends.
Talk about not letting your age get to you.
And according to a source, Kate has more energy than ever and was completely hell-bent on seeing in the new year in true Moss style.
And well, we cannot really do anything but love her for it.
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Riri Goes Public With Her Desperation |
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Rihanna makes a New Year’s resolution, all public like.
And just when I thought I was beginning to understand those celebrities, Riri heads up the charge to confuse me again.
The star posted on her Twitter account that this is the year for many things, amongst them finding herself a new bloke.
She ended up kissing her mate when the clock struck 12 and the new year began.
Shame, poor thing. That truly does smack of desperation.
As does asking her followers on Twitter to help her out with a new man. Some people…
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Perry Lets Himself Go |
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Erm, Matthew Perry has definitely let himself go, wouldn’t you reckon?
Hey Matthew, I have some suggestions for you.
For one thing, a shower will definitely make you feel better. And if we agree on some sort of hair-styling, that would be cool too.
Could we also make it that you never again wear those shorts outside of your front door? They are embarrassing you.
So: shower, comb your hair and ditch the shorts. Replace them with a pair of jeans, maybe.
Because, goodness man, you’re looking awful.
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Jessie J Is A Boss |
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Let it be known that Jessie J is a boss.
The star recently revealed that she almost threw in the towel when she realised what direction her career was headed in.
“I got to a point where I questioned why I was in the music industry,” says Jessie, who explains that just wasn’t happy.
She said she just needed a little break.
But now she’s back, large and in charge and boy are we happy about that!
Because, you know, like aforementioned, the woman is a boss.
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These Two Need Counselling |
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Erm, hi KPatz. Why you look so drunk, ey?
The Twilight pair are on a break from filming the blockbuster movies.
And they’re making good use of their time, apparently.
They have been seen going to every single gig underneath the sun. And stumbling around after.
Which is, you know, good.
Because they’re young and all.
My advice? Smile for the cameras and gosh, Kristen, you need a new look. That is NOT working for you.
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Bieber Is So Pink |
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I don’t like pink. I like Justin Bieber so this is conflict.
Because the Biebs was recently spotted walking his dogs.
And like all boys his age, he’s wearing his pants at a bizarrely low level.
Like, get tighter pants or a better belt or something because Justin, honey, we can see your underwear.
And it’s pink.
Your manliness is shrivelling, like my ideas of you not being a hipster.
Sad.
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Demi Has Psychic Advice Yo |
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Demi Moore listens to psychic, sounds as crazy.
Apparently, they told her to give up the ghost with Ashton and call it quits.
The actress had been steadily getting thinner after finding out that husband Ashton Kutcher had cheated on their sixth anniversary.
The psychic told her that she had to stop clinging to the hope of saving the marriage, because it was making her ill.
Friends and her children had uttered much the same thing.
And now, we can only hope that the actress starts to look a little healthier and happier.
Good luck, Demi.
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R Patz Won't Watch The Sexy |
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Oh Robert Pattinson, sometimes you make me wonder about you.
The Twilight star was apparently too shy to watch his own steamy sex scene when the movie premiered in the UK last night.
He rocked the red carpet with co-star and real-life partner Kristen Stewart, both looking comfortable and lovely.
But when the sex scenes popped up, R Patz slipped out of the cinema.
He probably went to grab a smoke, if you ask me.
But then again, I could be wrong about that too.
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Jenny From The Block Rebounds |
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Apparently Jennifer Lopez has a new lover. And she likes to love him.
J Lo’s new toy boy (he’s 18 years her junior) says the star has an insatiable appetite and the body of a woman half her age.
Lopez split from long-time husband Marc Anthony four months ago.
And has subsequently decided to help herself move on by doing lots of the wild thing with a man a decade or two younger than she is.
He is also one of her dancers (does this sound familiar only to me?).
I say nothing but, you go girl. Work it!
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Poor Peaches Cannot Sing |
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Oh damn. Poor Peaches Geldof and her shattered dreams.
The daughter of one of the most legendary rockers on the planet has decided that she wants to follow in daddy’s footsteps.
But the sad thing is… Peaches Geldof cannot hold a note to save her life.
And you cannot be a rockstar if you can’t sing.
Which is a pity, because we all remember Bob Geldof and all of this awesome. Whelp, maybe Peaches has a small chance.
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David Beckham Has Music Taste! |
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Seriously, David Beckham has good taste in music.
As we all know well, footballers are those kinds of people who often have a dubious taste in music.
But as it turns out, David Beckham was instrumental in getting The Stone Roses back together.
Apparently, Becks was a fan back in the day when he was still playing for Manchester United and the Roses were the hot new thing.
As the story goes, when Becks heard that the ice was thawing between band members, he hassled them all and got that ball rolling.
Becks is also very good friends with Snoop Dogg.
Well… I never.
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Brook Becks Is All Grown Up |
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Stop the presses - Brooklyn Beckham is getting big!
Which makes me feel old, seeing as how I remember when he was born.
The younger Becks is also starting to look more and more like his dad.
The Beckham brood are growing up rather quickly, I might add.
Which means there’s only one question left…
Will Brooks go into soccer like his daddy dearest? Or will he become a businessman?
Only time will tell.
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Britney Likes A Marmite Sarmie |
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You gotta love Britney Spears, you know?
If for no other reason than she is completely adorable.
On her recent tour, the singer has discovered that she really rather enjoys Marmite.
It’s also been established that Britney eats like a normal person.
In other words, she wouldn’t mind a spot of pie and gravy.
And yes, she likes her builder’s tea.
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Lohan Sells Herself For A Mil |
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Lindsay Lohan is a special kind of girl, seriously.
She’s baring all for playboy.
And they’re giving her £1 million to show off all her goodies.
Now, I know this puts everyone in mind of a high-paid centrefold, but we are talking about the Lohan here.
It fits her profile of previous risqué shoots and movie roles where she grinds up and down a pole.
So that’s alright then.
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Shia Gets His Butt Kicked |
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Erm, Shia LeBeouf, fighting is bad for your image.
There is exceptionally awesome footage of Shia getting his butt kicked in Canada.
He is that far up north to film his new movie and has spent a fair amount of time hanging out at Cinema Public House.
Apparently, both Shia and his beater were thrown out after a fight broke out.
Shia’s attacker then ripped off his shirt on the pavement and let fly with the punches.
And judging by the video footage, Shia doesn’t look too manly right now.
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Kitty Doesn't Have Nine Lives |
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These X Factor kids really do give cause for concern.
A contestant, one Kitty Brucknell, voted for herself she was so terrified she’d be kicked off the show.
Sunday night hosted the series’ first live eviction show.
And poor Kitty was so scared that everything would fall apart on her that she racked up a phone bill of £50!
Of course, it hardly made a dip in the ocean of voting.
But we kind of sort of half understand her desperation.
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Katy Perry Loves Beans! |
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Apparently Katy Perry really likes beans.
And she has been very nonplussed about saying that yes, they do in fact give her gas.
The singer admitted that she loves coming to London to have baked beans on toast but “they do bloat me and I’m afraid I’m going to go off like a firework.”
“But I do love them,” she went on to add.
Which makes us all smile very much, thanks.
Mostly because Katy’s honest and not because anyone here particularly likes beans on toast.
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Jodie Marsh Needs Serious Help |
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Ahem. Jodie Marsh has some serious problems.
She says that everyone is jealous of her body.
I beg to differ, considering it’s probably only men who are jealous of her rippling muscles and obviously fake tan.
And awful tattoo.
Dear Jodie – could you please stop?
You know that it’s normal for woman to a) have curves and b) feel soft in some places?
I’m just saying.
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Simpson Family At Risk |
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It would appear that the life of Bart Simpson is coming under threat.
The series’ future was in severe doubt last week when the stars who voice the character were told they would have to take a massive paycut,
Fox TV has said that is cannot produce future seasons under its current financial model.
Currently, voice actors are making about £5million a series.
They were informed that if they want to continue making The Simpsons, they would have to take a 45% pay cut.
A decision needs to be reached by December, so writers can start working on a new series.
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Adele Set To Record New Bond Track |
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So Adele is set to record the next Bond track.
We can all be very pleased about that because the last couple of Bond songs have been a monumental flop.
The new Bond film will once again star Daniel Craig (he’s starting to look old though) and is set for release in October next year.
Recovering from a nasty chest infection, Adele is said to be laying down the lyrics for the song.
And with her success, the track is sure to be a big one.
With her talent, it’s sure to actually sound nice too!
Thank goodness. Because really, Madge, you truly messed that one ...
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Ms Price Calls It Quits |
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Surprise! Jordan broke up with her boyfriend.
Actually, nothing that woman does can surprise us anymore. This goes to include the reasons she provided for breaking up with him.
The model explained that she dumped boyfriend Leandro Penna because he wasn’t satisfying her in bed.
As if Jordan needed to provide everyone with another example of how she lost her humanity with her fifteenth face lift.
The breakup comes after Leandro announced that he was quite ready to marry Ms Price.
Poor thing. With his English, he could not have seen this coming.
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Ashton Messes Up Again |
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Oh, Ashton Kutcher how could you?!
Ashton is that guy in the most epic relationship in Hollywood – he’s married to Demi Moore, who is almost 15 years his senior.
And now the man is messing around behind his lady’s back.
For shame, Ashton!
Demi hasn’t commented much about the rumours and accusations flying around but her Twitter stream is awfully revealing.
“I see through you.” Yep, that was a tweet.
Watch for the drama!
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Jenny Bares A Fair Amount |
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Ol’ Jenny Aniston looks hot in her old age.
She recently showed up with friend Demi Moore for the screening of their latest made for TV movie.
And Jen was rocking a lovely pants suit, indeed.
With half her bra exposed, she was certainly no wilting flower, here in mid-years.
She’s clearly following in the footsteps of Demi herself, who doesn’t look a day over thirty.
And then she went out with her beau.
Nice one, Jenny!
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Desperate Housewives Reaches Its End |
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Sadly, Desperate Housewives is coming to a close.
And the housewives themselves are in denial about the ending.
According to Marci Cross, who plays the lovely Bree, her co-stars are refusing to admit that this is the end.
Marcia says she’s sad herself, but that all good things must come to an end.
“I will miss Bree immensely. We’ve been through so much together. We’ve tackled marriages, babies, death, cancer. It’s been a long, interesting journey… so it is going to be difficult to say goodbye.”
Trust us, we’re struggling to let go on this end too.
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Johnny Depp Is... So Weird |
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Weirdly, Johnny Depp commissioned paintings of Keith Richards and hung them up in his house.
That requires a little explaining, I’m sure.
See, Johnny is filled with quirks but why he would want a painting of Keith Roberts is a bit beyond me.
Anyone else think the aging rocker looks like a troll?
Which begs the question: just how odd is Johnny Depp’s taste?
Very odd, by the looks of things.
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It's The End Of REM As We Know It |
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Breaking news: REM have split after 31 years as a band.
Some fans around the world are heartbroken, I’m sure.
I was never a fan of REM.
But they have announced, in a statement on their website, that they have done something extraordinary and now it’s time to let it go.
Insiders say that relations in the band have recently become strained, but to all intents and purposes, it was a happy parting.
They did wonderful things for music.
Wish them the best of luck.
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Gaga Gets In Trouble Again |
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Poor Lady Gage, she gets into trouble, even when she’s behaving.
The star recently attended a football match with some friends.
And to honour her home city and the team, she upended a glass of champagne.
Only, a report claims that the liquid leaked down to the box below hers, onto a whole bunch of disabled people.
Damn, but this girl just can’t get it right.
Speaking of not getting it right, what on earth is she wearing, too?
Because, from here, it looks like a day-to-day garbage bag.
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Tracey Morgan's Been Engaged! |
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Well, Tracy Morgan sure knows how to make a statement.
The funnyman announced his engagement to current girlfriend Megan Wallover.
Nice, right?
Well, yes. But he did make the announcement on the Red Carpet of the Emmy Awards.
Do you suppose it was because he didn’t win an Emmy?
Or because he is trying to make his girlfriend famous (because I have absolutely no idea who she is)?
Or maybe it is because Tracy Morgan is completely off his rocker.
They are all viable options.
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Double Rejection For The Hoff |
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Poor David Hasselhoff, he’s dealing with so much rejection these days.
You see, what is going on is that his Welsh girlfriend keeps refusing his marriage propsals.
The Hoff has proposed twice to girlfriend Hayley Williams.
I suppose it’s because The Hoff is so ancient (Knight Rider,hello!) and his girlfriend is… well, she ain’t young but she ain’t no geriatric.
And whilst David isn’t a geriatric either, he’s not far away from it.
Maybe you should go for a life partnership, Dave?
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Scarlett Is Naked On The Internet |
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Some celebrities, like Scarlette Johansson, never learn their lesson.
It would appear that the actress’ iPhone was hacked and now nude pictures of the star are all over the internet.
This would be the oh, hundredth celebrity to have naked pictures leaked onto the internet.
Which shows that, somewhere along the line, the message isn’t getting through.
And, of course, the message is that one should definitely not take naked pictures of oneself.
Especially if one is Scarlett Johanssen.
C’mon, Scar, we thought you were smarter than that.
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Peaches Geldof Needs Perspective |
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Sometimes I think Peaches Geldof is still on drugs.
Because the starlet has announced her dislike and disdain for TV show Skins.
Now, Skins is, admittedly, the much more adult version of Gossip Girl and yes, it is a bit in your face and slightly sexy over the top.
But where on earth does Peaches get a leg to stand on?
She was recently snapped as the one of a five person orgy happening in a bed.
She really should get off her high horse now, thanks.
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Get Over Yourself, Kim |
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I would say stop speculating about Kim Kardashian’s weight, right?
But like the attention seekers those girls are, she started all the speculation herself.
See, she went to gym like all kinds of crazy person in the run-up to her wedding and then proceeded to let it slide during honeymoon.
And then she tweeted that she had weird dreams and nightmares, but after going to gym, felt slightly better.
Dear Kim Kardashian,
You have only been absent from gym for two weeks.
Get over yourself.
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Justin Wants To Be A Young Father |
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Sometimes, Justin Bieber scares me so much I don’t even know what to say.
If you’re up to date with the happenings in Bieber land, you’ll know that the 17-year-old star is dating 19-year-old Disney actress Selena Gomez.
Although he might have scared her away with his wild comments.
The star revealed, in an interview, that he sees himself as a young dad.
“By 25 or 26, I want to see myself, like, marries or start looking for a family.”
Shudder.
Not only is he completely out of his mind, but his grammar is seriously lacking.
You have a lot of things to work on Justin.
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Colin Is A Superstitious Fellow |
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Sometimes I wonder about Colin Farrel’s sanity.
If nothing else, it only goes to show what happens to you when you suddenly acquire more money than you know what to do with.
And he’s incredibly superstitious, it would appear.
The Irish badboy is offering up a £16000 reward for the return of his lucky belt, given to him by ex-footballer dad.
The star is convinced the belt was stolen when it went missing a couple of weeks ago.
Well, sometimes I wish I had that much money and time on my hands too.
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Reese Gets Run Over |
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Woah, Reese Witherspoon has been hit by a car!
The Oscar-winning actress was working out in Santa Monica when a motor vehicle powered by a geriatric rode her over.
Yep. The person who knocked Reese Witherspoon over was an old woman.
The star was taken to a nearby hospital and treated for only minor injuries.
And the star headed home to rest up.
All I’m saying is… jogging being good for you? I rest my case.
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Gwyneth Is Being A Bit Naive, Yes? |
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Eep, Gwyneth Paltrow shares her relaxed view on adultery.
And starts it by saying that some of the people she respects, admires and looks up to have had extra-marital affairs.
She said “I’m a great romantic but I also think you can be a romantic and a realist.”
She says as human beings, we’re mostly flawed and sometimes make choices that people are going to judge.
That’s very nice of you Gwyneth, with your solid marriage that is one of the longest in showbiz.
And yes, life is complicated, but only as complicated as you make it.
So yeah, whatever, lady.
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Derry Is A Terrible Robber |
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Turns out Derry Mensah is not only a criminal, but a terrible one.
Apparently, the X Factor star tried to steal a Rolex from someone and managed to give away his location at the same time.
Whilst he was holding up some poor victim, he took a call from his friend and promised to meet him at a later location.
Course, he did do that.
Only, the police were waiting for him too.
He served half of an 18 month jail sentence.
I don’t want to say stupid but… really?
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Beyonce, She Is Pregnant! |
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Surprise, children! Beyonce is so very pregnant.
And she dropped the big news at this year’s MTV Video Music Awards. Location is everything, isn’t it?
And on top of that little surprise, she managed to still deliver a stellar performance on stage.
However, the star says she feels like she’s reached a height in her career where it’s okay to settle down and start making family the priority.
And when she made the announce, baby daddy Jay-Z looked rather pleased with himself.
In fact, he was beaming.
Good luck, you two!
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Hathaway Wants To Play A Duchess |
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Miss Anne Hathaway said she wouldn’t mind playing royalty on screen.
And by royalty, she means the Duchess of Cambridge royalty.
Kate Middleton, the perfect fairy princess.
Anne has expressed her desire to play Kate on the big screen, saying she already knows how to use an English twang.
Anne also happens to think the Duchess is great.
I reckon it would work, if you ask me.
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Harper Has Her Own Bodyguards |
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Before you start mouthing off about feminism, David Beckham is adorable.
With the birth of his daughter Harper, daddy dearest has gone all protective.
And instructed his three boys to protect and look out for their sister.
True, she cannot even walk yet, much less get into any kind of trouble.
But the thought it moving and stirring.
And a part of me feels sorry for Harper when she comes of age.
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Simon Seeks Out Scandal |
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Goodness, The X Factor has become rather trashy.
It’s the show’s bootcamp stage and every single wannabe is holed up in a hotel.
And the orders from Simon Cowell is that the booze will be free in a bid to ramp up the sex and scandal in this year.
Now, I don’t know about you, but there has been a fair amount of scandal this year already.
Remember Cheryl Cole? Or the coke scene in the changing rooms?
Seems scandal has tainted the show enough.
Hey Simon, this is X Factor, not Big Brother.
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Gervais Says No To Golden Globes |
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Oh, oh, oh… Ricky Gervais says no, no, no.
The funnyman has said that the chances of him hosting the Golden Globes again are small and none.
“I wanted to improve on the first time and I think I did that. I’ll probably leave it there,” says Gervais, who has now hosted the ceremony twice.
He also defended his behaviour at this year’s ceremony, maintaining that he did nothing wrong.
He didn’t do anything wrong – I laughed till the tears flowed, if you must know.
Ricky and I both agree – he was just poking fun.
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Kidman Goes For Trampy Blonde Look |
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Nicole Kidman has changed her look. Radically so, too.
She’s gone from being a striking redhead to looking a bit like a trampy blonde.
Astonishingly, it seems to suit her.
I’m not so sure about the little green air hostess-esque dress that she decided to don.
And Nicole, I don’t know what your hairdresser did to your hair, but it’s looking rather damaged.
Rather give it a cut as well, eh?
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The Coke Factor Of X Factor |
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Oh wow, The X Factor just got all exciting for the first time.
And illegal.
Two of the contestants were bust snorting coke in one of the dressing rooms.
Bad children!
Hidden cameras had been installed behind the mirrors to catch some amusing moments.
They caught a moment alright. It was hardly amusing.
For them.
I laughed like a drain.
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That Jolie Woman Is Truly Nuts |
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I’ve always thought Angelina Jolie is off her rocker.
Turns out I am completely and utterly right in thinking that too.
Because the woman is planning a family trip. Nice of her, yes? Quite.
Except that aforementioned family holiday is a 28 day trip across the Sahara. Via camel.
Ah, the lives of the rich and famous.
If only we could.
I know I wouldn’t be riding a camel, however. Luxury jet is more my thing.
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Leo Listens To Mummy. Lame. |
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As reports go, Leonardo DiCaprio has called his relationship to a close.
The actor was dating Gossip Girl sensation Blake Lively; that is, until his mom put the brakes on that romance.
Now, whilst we’re busy losing respect for Leo because he listens to mommy, even when he’s a grown man, there are other rumours.
Rumours that Blake is shacked up with Leo at his Malibu place are flying around.
Apparently, the pair have not been seen for a couple of weeks.
Now, what do you believe?
All I know is that Leo’s mommy must butt out, thanks.
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Destiny's Child Is No More. Accept It. |
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Just in case you were wondering, Destiny’s Child will not be reuniting.
Let me just say this once and once only: stop hoping and praying that the independent women will get back together.
They won’t.
Beyonce is too big of a star, Kelly is trying to make her name and Michelle is too busy singing gospel.
But they’re all still friends.
Bey and Mich showed up to support Kelly at her most recent album launch.
And they still talk weekly.
But no reunion is on the cards.
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Russell Crowe + Rappers = Fail |
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So, Russell Crowe and rap, hey? Yeah, I don’t see it.
Apparently, the actor stopped in to see Kanye West and Jay-Z when the rappers were recording in Australia.
He stayed in to catch the recording and, being a musician himself (I still find this difficult to believe), loved what they were doing.
He even got a mention on one of the songs.
Something he was, apparently, quite buzzy about.
I don’t know about you all, but this has trouble and problems written all over it.
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Bad Boy Ryan Gets A Fine |
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Everyone remember Lee Ryan from Blue?
Well, the blonde boy bander is in trouble for fighting.
The 28-year-old threw a party for himself back in June and charged people £10 to come inside and join the fun.
But a row that started inside the bar spilled out onto the street.
And Lee was fined £80 for disorder.
Mix that with the taxi driver he attached in 2008 and you have a bad boy, right there in front of your eyes.
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Ewan Works And Parties Hard. At The Same Time. |
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Well, want to know what Ewan McGregor gets up to on set?
On the set of his latest film, where he played the gay lover of a singer based on David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust, things were happening.
In the post-orgy scene, the champagne and dope is all very real.
In fact, Ewan goes on to explain that whilst they were filming, everyone was quite, quite wasted.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I suspect the scene now looks quite real.
Which, really, sounds like fun.
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Ashley Cole Is A Dawg |
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Let it be known that Ashley Cole is a player.
And that Chezza was warned.
The man is in the middle of a storm of publicity as details of his many, many indiscretions make their way into the media.
A model here, an airhostess there, an ex-army officer up in Ireland and, of course, poor battered Chezza, banging her head against a brick wall.
So, I now have two things to say.
Chezza, this man will break your heart every, single time.
Ashley, keep it in your pants for ten minutes. You’re not a pre-teen anymore.
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Britney Is A Slob, They Say |
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As the story goes, Britney Spears is a damn snob.
At least, that’s what up if the allegations made by ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores.
He says she seldom washed, never wore socks and shoes and picked her nose indiscriminately
She also broke wind with nary the blink of an eye.
And whilst I would say that Britney should pass wind when she feels like it, the whole not washing thing is disturbing.
Dear Britney.
It’s called a shower.
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Charlotte Church In PantyGate Scandal |
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Have you heard about Charlotte Church and the panty-gate story?
The songstress was caught with a friend and her knickers around her ankles.
There is a picture.
Only, Charlotte insists she wasn’t getting her freak on. Instead, she was having a wee because of some wine she had earlier on.
Do you believe this?
Because I don’t.
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Trouble In Beckham Paradise? |
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Trouble in Beckham paradise? Perhaps.
You see, Victoria wants to raise her new daughter in the US after watching her three boys flourish.
However, David, on the other hand, wants one last shot at playing football in Europe.
You know, he has a dream and it’s ridiculous.
There are no hard and fast decisions, but the truth is, Victoria wants to stay in the US and Beckham hasn’t given up hopes of European football.
I’d keep an eye on the story but, if Beck’s age is anything to go by, his wife will win this one.
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Brangelina Plan To Hitch It Up |
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Apparently, Brangelina are quite ready to tie the knot.
It was announced last night that the couple are planning for a small, intimate ceremony.
With five thousand paparazzi hovering around, of course.
The idea is to have it at the chapel at their French chateau.
Although the couple had vowed not to marry till gay marriage was allowed in the US, the kids have presented a problem.
Brad says they’ve started asking about it and so it’s time to make it something to look into.
Nice parents, those.
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Emma, We Love You |
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Emma Watson sure knows how to rock a swan song.
After the New York premier of the final instalment of the Harry Potter series, the lady hit the town.
And hit it hard, apparently.
She partied and danced till the early hours of the morning.
At a pole-dancing club.
You did read that right. And whilst Emma didn’t mount a pole herself, she was certainly no wilting flower.
God love her.
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An Open Letter To Pixie Lott |
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Dear Pixie Lott…
We won’t got into your failed music career. It’s almost too easy.
What is also too easy is this outfit.
Explain why you are wearing this ridiculous ensemble at 6am in the morning?
You know, a time of day when most people are still walking around with their eyes half shut?
And WHAT is going on with your hair?
I actually cannot look anymore.
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Ashley And Cheryl, With Derek's Blessing |
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Dereck gives Cheryl Cole his blessing.
Because, of course, Cheryl is getting back together with ex Ashley.
This is all Simon Cowell’s fault. Ditching her on the X-Factor (though that may change) sent Chezza looking for love in all the wrong places.
And even though her new hairdo is fab, she already looks withered.
This is because Ashley Cole is like a tic.
I say no more, bar… God speed.
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Britney Looking Hott! |
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We would like to draw your attention to how hot Britney Spears is looking.
It’s nice to see her looking like this, especially given all the drama that perpetuates throughout her life.
Not to mention, if this is the look for her new UK tour, then she’s going to be coining it.
Because there’ll be boys and girls present, thanks.
Although I know, deep down inside, dudes like Britney too.
Kudos for the lady – she looks fabulous!
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Paula Abdul Likes Em Young |
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Goodness, Paula Abdul has a toyboy.
What else can you say but well done?
Of course, it’s going to be very awkward when the woman’s Botox stops working and her face drops.
But that’s the kind of bridge you burn when you get there.
The pair were spotted looking all loved up in LAX.
My advice to Paula is to keep an eye out.
Her man is quite good-looking and there are prettier, firmer and younger woman out there.
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Gaga Loves Antiques Roadshow |
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Um, Lady Gaga is apparently hooked on Antiques Roadshow.
She’s been watching the DVDs on tour and has forced her crew to watch them too.
A couple of British pals thought the Gaga would like the show, since she’s really into antiques.
Alright.
According to the source, seeing what was thought to be a bit of nothing value at thousands of pounds is very entertaining for the star.
And, of course, she’s also racked up some impressive memorabilia, including the red shoes from the Wizard of Oz.
Awesome.
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Petey's Off To Prison |
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Surprise! Pete Doherty is facing jail time.
Oh, you’re not surprised? Neither am I, particularly.
He’s facing up to five years in prison for allegedly breaking into a music shop during one of his wild nights.
And he’s being prosecuted in Germany, where the incident took place.
Pete admitted to smashing a window, but to none of the other accusations – that he stole a guitar and a record.
The stolen items were later found and Pete Doherty is still and always will be a fool.
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Scar's Divorce Finalised |
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The hot news about Scarlett Johansson regards her divorce.
You know which one I am talking about right? The one from actor hotness Ryan Reynolds.
Well, that divorce has now been finalised.
According to all the sources, the split was amicable and the couple have agreed to a 50/50 cut of all the earnings and property built up during their marriage.
They were married for three years.
It’s hardly a suitable innings, in my opinion.
They should never have gotten married in the first place.
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Katie Holmes In Dangerous Waters |
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There are worries about Katie Holmes weight.
Which is desperately unfair, since no one notices when I slim down a little bit.
But whatever.
The media has themselves in a tizzy when they realised that Katie has dropped from a UK size 10 to a six.
How does she do it? We will never know.
But apparently, it’s because Katie feels inadequate in Hollywood and wants to land more movie roles.
Hey, hey Katie… anorexia is not the way forward here.
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Jimmy Carr Being Jimmy Carr |
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Jimmy Carr is being appropriate again.
Not that anybody should be surprised by that statement, seeing as how it’s Jimmy, after all.
But now he has delved into the world of comic books and comic strip creation.
And gone on to create his own one, which was recently published in Clint Magazine.
Only, you know, it’s a satire.
About school shootings.
Again, I ask, is anybody surprised?
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Kelly Rowland Encourages A Beyonce |
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Kelly Rowland stuck out a limb for a contestant on X Factor.
The world is getting too involved in finding talent. Seriously.
But anyway.
So this girl band (who are quite forgettable) auditioned on X Factor and the lead singer was invited back for another audition.
And Kelly Rowland talked her in to ditching her band mates.
Hi Kelly, were you NOT in Destiny’s Child?
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Jay Z And Adele? Not So Much |
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So Jay-Z has been doing that networking thing whilst in the UK.
And what the top-rapper did manage to hook up was some time with Brit songstress Adele.
And according to sources, miss Adele charmed the pants right off one of music’s biggest presences.
Good to know.
Though I doubt I’m the only one who is a bit uncertain of the collaboration.
But then again, Jay-Z is keen to work with the woman, whether it’s producing or writing.
Well, whatever. His money.
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Kate Shares Her Wisdom |
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So, Kate Winslet lends her skills and passes on the knowledge.
About the craft, the great acting ability? Well, not exactly.
Katie was passing on the knowledge to Evan Rachel Wood. The knowledge about doing a nude scene.
As we will all remember, Kate famously bared all for a scene in Titanic.
And now, in her latest project where she stars with Evan, she coached the young star through her fist naked on camera moment.
Kate apparently gave a thumbs up. Bless her.
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Being A Scarlett Woman |
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Oh lol. Scarlett Johansson does the walk of shame. Pass the hotness.
You know the walk of shame, right? From the guys house, still wearing last night’s dress and last night’s makeup?
Yeah, that’s what Scarlett did.
Only, you know, it was from Justin Timberlake’s New York loft apartment.
Apparently they shared a couple of drinks and then went back to his place to share some other things.
Score.
Scarlett’s got quite an impressive list too: Justin, Sean and Benicio.
Wench.
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Why Bionic Bono Does Not Work |
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So Bono just released footage of himself when he was in hospital.
Riddle me this: if you’ve just had an operation on your back, would you be touring the world on a massive stage?
I don’t know if I would.
But Bono seems to think himself bionic and says he feel stronger than ever.
Now, there is nothing more depressing than an old rocker who won’t accept that their time is done.
Hey, grandpa, things are over for you.
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Tulisa Takes On (And Looks LIke) Chezza |
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Oh dear. Fighting. Tulisa Constostavlos brings out her claws.
If you missed it, Tulisa is the new judge for X Factor.
This is after Cheryl Cole said no. In no uncertain terms. The answer was no.
And now? Tulisa decides it’s fitting to take a swipe at the Chezza.
She said that she doesn’t want to be known as a WAG.
Well, odd, seeing as how she looks so much like one.
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Sandra Has A Haunting |
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Erm… Sandra Bullock thinks she’s being haunted.
The actress is in London filming her latest movie with George Clooney.
And she staying at a converted church whilst she’s doing that.
And she’s very, very worried about that the church is haunted.
Apparently, she’s been having some sleepless nights due to some ghostly presences floating around.
Right.
Calling Ghostbusters. Calling Ghostbusters.
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Eva Is A Fairy Godmother |
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So Eva Longoria is now a godmother.
And not to her random cousin’s daughter either.
Rather, she’s the godmother of Victoria Beckham’s unborn child.
Which makes sense – the two are apparently best friends since Vic helped Eva through her divorce from Tony Parker.
And you know the funny thing is… they even look the same.
Like, really. Look at that picture.
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Kim's Wedding Is So Boring |
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So apparently Kim Kardashian is getting boring.
Which should not surprise any of us, because we were bored with her antics months ago.
But People magazine has just realised that they may be running at a loss after buying rights to her wedding.
Sales have not lived up to expectations.
Which means a waning interest on the part of the public.
Unsurprising really, I say again.
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Britney Tries For A Third Time |
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Wow, Britney Spears is getting married again.
You’d think she’d want to sort out her life properly before she walks down the aisle for the third time.
But no. She’s now secretly engaged to long-term boyfriend Jason Trawick.
Up until recently, the man was also her manager.
Britney should really start finding her fish outside of the business family.
Really.
The last good decision she made was dating Justin. There hasn’t been one since.
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The X Factor Is Over Adele |
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So the X Factor judges are sick of Adele are they?
Me too.
Apparently the judges said to the hundreds of hopefuls to stop singing Adele songs because they’re getting bored of the countless renditions of her hits.
I am bored with Adele singing her hits countlessly, nevermind some kid who thinks she can sing but really can’t.
It even went as far as eye rolling from the judges and groaning from the crowd when yet another entrant said she was singing Adele.
Hi. Hi contestants. Adele is boring. That is all.
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Trousernake Timberlake In Yo Face |
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Apparently Justin Timberlake has no shame. Or morals.
You see, he groped Mila Kunis in front of a live audience at the MTV Movie Awards last weekend.
And, apparently, is seeing Olivia Wilde whilst pursuing Scarlett Johansson.
The man has no morals.
Or shame, either. Did he not know ex Cameron Diaz was in the audience watching him feel up Mila?
I think he did.
With a face like that, you can get away with anything, it seems.
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Is The Golden Couple Suffering? |
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A little too much acting from the Twilight golden couple?
Because, you see, what the cameras say is that the two are happy as pigs in mud with one another.
But when the cameras are not rolling, things do become a little frosty.
This was made abundantly clear at the MTV Movie Awards that was held this past weekend.
The couple did their kiss and smiled and laughed.
But when they passed one another numerous times to get awards and things, they barely said a word, much less exchanged glances.
And they didn’t party much after the show either.
Is this relationship on the rocks?
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