Why Bionic Bono Does Not Work

So Bono just released footage of himself when he was in hospital.

Riddle me this: if you’ve just had an operation on your back, would you be touring the world on a massive stage? I don’t know if I would. But Bono seems to think himself bionic and says he feel stronger than ever. Now, there is nothing more depressing than an old rocker who won’t accept that their time is done. Hey, grandpa, things are over for you.