White Eyes Shining Like Fail

Apparently white eyes are all the rage for summer.

The frosty look is so the way forward, say style gurus. Well, I am no style guru but I would be inclined to laugh if a woman came up to me with white powder coating her lids. You see, white is that colour that is not for makeup. If you want light make, there is coral and ivory and pale, pale yellow. But not white. Sorry, I don’t care how high fashion you think you are.