The Croyden Facelift Is Banned

The Croydon facelift is back. Well, new for me.

Can I be blamed for thinking it’s some kind of cosmetic procedure? No. Face. Lift. It happens. It is, in fact, a hairstyle. Where the hair is pulled back so tight that your eyebrows lift and your cheek bones pop up on display. It’s low maintenance, say the hairstyle gurus. And pretty. Whatever. Women who don this hairstyle look zombie like and entirely fake. Do not try at home.