Suri Shows That Fashion Is Lunacy

We deviate from trends and style to briefly discuss Suri Cruise.

She has just been named Glamour’s 21st Best Dressed Woman on the globe. This prompts me to point out several things. One: Suri Cruise is five years old. She is not a woman. She is a child. Two: Her wardrobe is worth more than most Hollywood starlets’, but that does not mean she dresses well. It means she is spoilt. Three: It’s sad to see how the people who decide fashion everywhere think this kind of thing is acceptable. Her parents say it is what it is and that Suri has a pretty good eye. I say they should buy her some Lego and confiscate the lipstick.