Radcliffe The Ex Drunk And Badly Dressed

In other astonishing news today, Daniel Radcliffe has finally come out into the open regarding his battle with the bottle and how, now that he’s a whole lot better, he’s so much happier with his relationship with his parents.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love Harry Potter. But to be frank, I don’t think ol’ Daniel grew up very well and now, in my opinion, he just looks like a dorky older version of his dorky younger self and you can only wonder how it all went wrong and if it would improve if he learnt to dress a little better. But, he’s gone and dropped a whopper and we cannot not talk about it. It goes a little something like how astonished his fans were when he came out and said that he’s become completely reliant on alcohol to have a good time as a teenager. Which would probably explain his lack of tan, his often sweaty and slightly grungy appearance and how he doesn’t seem to have quite grown into himself yet. The star explained that his parents were terrified of talking to him when he was drunk, but having since given up booze, the relationship has been repaired and everyone is on much better terms. “It’s lovely. I barely think about it, and I’ve got the most fantastic relationship back with my parents because they were worried about me,” he explained. Now, the actor relies on his mother to take care of his finances and property portfolio. The recently recovered actor has an extensive portfolio, with houses just everywhere you’d likely want to see them. He said: “My mum handles all that. Occasionally, she’ll say, ‘We’re being told to invest in stamps. Apparently stamps are going to be worth loads in ten years. Do I do that?’ and I’m like ‘Yeah!’”. It all sounds very quaint. Well, we’re happy that he feels a whole lot better. Now can someone please ensure that Daniel invests some of his very, very large amounts of money in getting a proper stylist? Because he really does have the most terrible taste in clothing and we cannot actually look at another picture and not feel like we’re being begged to call the fashion police.