Playsuits Are Unacceptable

If I see you in a playsuit, you will be banned from life.

Really, it is the most ridiculous fashion to happen in days. Either wear a skirt. Or wear a pair of shorts. But don’t wear a playsuit because you are not three years old and it is not appropriate. In fact, women in playsuits just look like little girls. Do not. It’s not even a fashion faux pas. It’s worse than that.