Perry Lets Himself Go

Erm, Matthew Perry has definitely let himself go, wouldn’t you reckon?

Hey Matthew, I have some suggestions for you. For one thing, a shower will definitely make you feel better. And if we agree on some sort of hair-styling, that would be cool too. Could we also make it that you never again wear those shorts outside of your front door? They are embarrassing you. So: shower, comb your hair and ditch the shorts. Replace them with a pair of jeans, maybe. Because, goodness man, you’re looking awful.