Palazzo Pants Are Not To Be Worn Ever

And first in fashion news today is the phenomena known as palazzo pants.

I have explained to the girls here that if I ever catch them in a pair, divine retribution will rain down from the sky. I have seen some ugly fashion in my day, but there is literally nothing out there more designed towards making women look silly than these. Not only is it the kind of item that can only be worn by certain body shapes, but it also borders on the frumpy the way it comes out, certain shape or not. The patterns are ugly, the cut is unflattering, the material is often too chiffon-y and it’s basically a no, not ever. That is all.