No To Two Tone Lips

So, two tone lips are apparently the hot new thing.

And we are about to inform you that there is nothing worse than having a multi-coloured pout. Two tone lips are something that should never have hit the circuit and we wish it gone. Because, really, when did wearing one colour and a little gloss become an outdated thing? Two tone lips look clumsy, like it was done in the dark and utterly unattractive. We say no.