No, Snake Skin Will Never, Ever Work

Avert thine eyes. Fashion has once more lost its marbles and, apparently, sense of the awesome.

You know, considering the fact that snakeskin is ‘in’ again. In fact, it’s one of the hottest trends out there; so say those who dictate what is fashion and what is not fashion. Well, let me say this about snakeskin: it is tacky. There is absolutely no classy way to pull this print off. Possibly the only thing acceptable with snakeskin print on it might be a belt. It might. I’m still on the fence about the issue. Any other item of your outfit, however, should not carry snakeskin. Not ever.