Ms Price Calls It Quits

Surprise! Jordan broke up with her boyfriend.

Actually, nothing that woman does can surprise us anymore. This goes to include the reasons she provided for breaking up with him. The model explained that she dumped boyfriend Leandro Penna because he wasn’t satisfying her in bed. As if Jordan needed to provide everyone with another example of how she lost her humanity with her fifteenth face lift. The breakup comes after Leandro announced that he was quite ready to marry Ms Price. Poor thing. With his English, he could not have seen this coming.