Kardashian Kollection Advertising Campaign

As if you needed a reason to be more annoyed with the Kardashians their new ad for their jeans is just plain irksome.

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only person on the planet who has beef with the Kardashian sisters, right? Because, obviously, the fact that they push themselves so rudely in everybody’s faces is not bad enough, but really, how are they making all of this money when they are not really doing anything at all.

Their new advertising campaign for their new Kardashian Kollection (also, why must everything start is a K?) features all three of the sisters lying on the floor in nothing but their jeans. Such a new concept, something we have never seen before and all, right? Actually, no. This has been done for so many years that it’s tedious now.

Said Kim about the photo shoot: “Kourt, Khloe and I decided to go natural for our Kardashian Kollention deniman shoot with Nick Saglimbeni and pose in only our favourite jeans! What do you think of the pic? I think it’s such a beautiful shot and Khloe and Kourtney both look so stunning.”

This is what she posted on her blog. I don’t know about you, but I wish the Kardashian sisters would really just stop talking. Not to mention that has anybody noticed just how Photoshopped this entire picture is? If those sisters look like that when they get out of the shower, I’ll eat my keyboard.

Khloe was as proud of the result of the shoot. She said: “How hot is this new promo image for our denim Kollection? We thought it only appropriate to wear just our jeans.” I would like to meet Khloe and, for one thing, slap her and for another, ask what is so damn appropriate about not wearing tops.

I’d also like to mention again that their habit of changing spelling when the word has a hard sounds like their names is not only beyond arrogant but also incredibly annoying. Couple that with the fact that Khloe probably has no idea what her behind looks like, I’d say that we’re not going to be going in our droves to buy the jeans.

The jeans are reported to hug your curves and compliment your figure while remaining affordable and comfortable to wear. If that was true, then we wouldn’t have needed Photoshop, now would we?

Spare me the agony, girls.