Jodie Marsh Needs Serious Help

Ahem. Jodie Marsh has some serious problems.

She says that everyone is jealous of her body. I beg to differ, considering it’s probably only men who are jealous of her rippling muscles and obviously fake tan. And awful tattoo. Dear Jodie – could you please stop? You know that it’s normal for woman to a) have curves and b) feel soft in some places? I’m just saying.