Fashion Oh No: Heidi Klum

I don’t know what Heidi Klum is doing here. Neither does she.

Because any woman in full control of her reason would never set foot out the door in an ensemble like that. Okay, because first, Heidi looks so frumpy there are not even words to describe it. Also, that is the most hideous tan/brown colour in the history of ever and should never even be a colour put to fabric. And then, on top of all that ridiculous fail, the key hole slit at her chest somehow makes the entire thing feel like a colossal disaster. Because, really, she just doesn’t look nice at all.