Fashion Oh No: Fergie (Again)

Okay, Fergie, I’d love to say yes but… no.

That dress is not working for you. Oh, the colour is nice and the length is pretty acceptable by any normal circumstances. It’s all the business at the bust that I’m a little concerned about. You attended a launch looking like you’ve just walked out of a high class S&M club? Is that the impression you were trying to make? Well, it’s not a good one. Also, nyet with the makeup. Nothing fits.