Fashion Crime: Fruity Prints

So apparently prints are in this spring.

But not just any prints, either. Fruity prints. Like prints of bananas. I do not know how I feel about all of it. Actually, wait, I do. It is the worst idea. Because, first of all, prints are such a risky business that it must be approached with great caution. A strawberry fruit print is like wading into shark infested waters with a chum sandwich in your hand. Basically, it is ten kinds of ugly and I strongly advise against it. It is fashion crime of the highest level.