Everyone Deserves A Birthday, Right?

The things women will do to make plastic surgery not some ridiculous decision they made.

They will go to great lengths. These days, the appropriate thing to do is to celebrate the boobirthday. This is, of course, the anniversary of when some first got their breast augmentation. Projecting? Probably. And besides, what kind of card do you send for that kind of thing? Hope the sacs haven’t burst?