Double Rejection For The Hoff

Poor David Hasselhoff, he’s dealing with so much rejection these days.

You see, what is going on is that his Welsh girlfriend keeps refusing his marriage propsals. The Hoff has proposed twice to girlfriend Hayley Williams. I suppose it’s because The Hoff is so ancient (Knight Rider,hello!) and his girlfriend is… well, she ain’t young but she ain’t no geriatric. And whilst David isn’t a geriatric either, he’s not far away from it. Maybe you should go for a life partnership, Dave?