Do Not Base A Study On Marilyn Monroe

In a ridiculous study, it was revealed that beautiful women are more likely to cheat.

And instead of giving us examples and scientific fact, the study spent most of its time speaking about Marilyn Monroe. They revealed that a certain hormone which prompts a full pout, a rather busty bosom and low hip waist ratio almost increases the potential of cheating. Whilst a couple of us spluttered into utter outrage, it’s also been revealed that Marilyn Monroe was the case study and example. Well, for one thing, she’s dead. And she was an actress, not some normal woman by the stop sign on the street. Scientists really need to get real.