Britney Is A Slob, They Say

As the story goes, Britney Spears is a damn snob.

At least, that’s what up if the allegations made by ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores. He says she seldom washed, never wore socks and shoes and picked her nose indiscriminately She also broke wind with nary the blink of an eye. And whilst I would say that Britney should pass wind when she feels like it, the whole not washing thing is disturbing. Dear Britney. It’s called a shower.