Blingkinis Are Banned Here

Blingkinis are the hot new thing.

There are reality stars and WAGs competing for the title of who looks the most ridiculous on the beach. And they’re using flowers, beads and all kinds of bling to nab that title. Now, believe me, I like flowers as much as the next girl. But there will not, and I repeat not, ever be a whole bunch of flowers on my bikini top. Because the trend is not stylish and standing out. It is stupid. Who wants to dress like a TOWIE girl anyway?