Bieber Is So Pink

I don’t like pink. I like Justin Bieber so this is conflict.

Because the Biebs was recently spotted walking his dogs. And like all boys his age, he’s wearing his pants at a bizarrely low level. Like, get tighter pants or a better belt or something because Justin, honey, we can see your underwear. And it’s pink. Your manliness is shrivelling, like my ideas of you not being a hipster. Sad.