Ashley Cole Is A Dawg

Let it be known that Ashley Cole is a player.

And that Chezza was warned. The man is in the middle of a storm of publicity as details of his many, many indiscretions make their way into the media. A model here, an airhostess there, an ex-army officer up in Ireland and, of course, poor battered Chezza, banging her head against a brick wall. So, I now have two things to say. Chezza, this man will break your heart every, single time. Ashley, keep it in your pants for ten minutes. You’re not a pre-teen anymore.