Ashley And Cheryl, With Derek's Blessing

Dereck gives Cheryl Cole his blessing.

Because, of course, Cheryl is getting back together with ex Ashley. This is all Simon Cowell’s fault. Ditching her on the X-Factor (though that may change) sent Chezza looking for love in all the wrong places. And even though her new hairdo is fab, she already looks withered. This is because Ashley Cole is like a tic. I say no more, bar… God speed.